Warzone 3/19/08 Results

Percy Chapman=red
Trent Heart=green
Ed Richards=violet
WWEfan=blue
STL=yellow

"Make A Move" plays as the crowd erupts into a frenzy. The camera pans around the arena before settling at the announce table.

Welcome once again Warzone fans. I'm Percy Chapman along with my broadcast partner Trent Heart.

Yes, and folks we've got a solid card for tonight. We'll see the third contest in the best-of-seven series between Nick Nitro and Y2J.

And once again the odds will be in Nitro's favor, as Y2J will be forced to compete blindfolded. Also, both Storms will be in action when Steve takes on the injured Jack Williams.

And his sister Beth will go toe-to-toe with Ashley Nero, who last week declined Aaron Kendrick's marrige proposal. She's so selfish.

Selfish? She told Kendrick time and time again that she didn't want to be with him anymore. But Aaron Kendrick is just too attached to her.

Oh, not this speech again. Can we just continue on with the show.

Right. We'll we're about to see STL and WWEfan face off. While Rated PG takes on the partner of WWEfan.

"Get Ya Walk On" by Xzibit plays as STL emerges from behind the curtain, beer in hand. He chugs the beer as the fans chant "STL! STL! STL!". Upon finishing he smashes the can over his head before tossing it over his shoulder.

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from the "Show Me State", weighing in at 300 lbs, STL!

STL shouldn't be wrestling WWEfan tonight. He should be thanking him for helping him out in his match against Rated PG last week.

Well, I think the real reason WWEfan interfered was because he'd much rather see Rated PG lose than STL.

STL climbs into the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle as the fans continue to cheer and chant his name. "Line in the Sand" plays next, but WWEfan doesn't come out immediatley.

And his opponent, weighing in at 250 lbs, he is the Fallout Champion, WWEfan!

"Line in the Sand" continues to play but there is still no sign of Fan.

Where is he?

Calm down Percy. WWEfan is just taking his time.

Well, he sure is taking a hell of a long time!

"Line in the Sand" plays for a minute or so more and Fan still doesn't come out. STL is starting to look frustrated. The referee then goes to the outside and whispers something to Ed Richards.

Ladies and gentlemen, due to WWEfan not comming down to the ring, your winner, by forfeit: STL!

The referee raises STL's arm and "Get Ya Walk On" plays once again, but STL seems angry.

What's he so mad about?

We'll, I've recently gotten to know STL and I know that he loves competition, so I believe he's upset by the final outcome.

STL still looks angry, but then Fan appears on the Titan Tron. He is standing in an airport.

Sorry I didn't get to compete tonight and show you fans what a real athlete is, but I have something more important to do than kick STL's ass up and down that ring. And trust, had I been there, that's what would have happened to you STL. As you can see I'm in an airport, because I'm heading down to Biloxi, Mississippi to take care of a little business. See you guys later, I've got a flight to catch.

Fan then turns his back to the camera and heads back to board his flight. The camera then cuts back to STL, who is standing in the ring with a confused look on his face.

What "business" could WWEfan possibly be referring to? And why does he need to be in Rated PG's home town?

I don't know, but I can't wait to find out.

STL then leans through the ropes and Ed Richards hands him a mic.

Look, I didn't come here to have my opponent back out on me at the very last minute. I came here for a FIGHT! So I challenge anyone back there in the back to man up and come out here and fight me.

STL drops the mic and gets his fists up.

Woah! That's a big challenge. I wonder who will accept it.

If I weren't retired, I would! I would hit him with my famous Heart Attack!

Isn't that already someone's finishing move.

No, mines the H-E-A-R-T Attack. That's different.

After a moment or so of waiting the lights go out. When they come back on Edgecutioner is standing behind STL. He turns around and sees Edgecutioner, for a moment he is shocked, but then starts hitting him with lefts and rights. STL then charges off the ropes and hits a clothesline. Edgecutioner stays up. STL does the same again, but again the slightly larger man is able to stay on his feet. When STL tries for it a third time Edgecutioner ducks the clothesline attempt and wraps his hand around the throat of STL. Before he can get STL up, he is kicked directly in the gut. STL then puts Edgecutioner's head in between his legs, looking for a powerbomb. However, Edgecutioner powers out of the move by hitting a back body drop. When STL gets to his feet he is driven back down with the Straight to Hell. Father Judge then comes to ringside with a black bag in his hands. He gives the bag to Edgecutioner. He takes the bag and hits STL over the back with it. Then he opens the bag and pours thumbtacks all over the center of the ring. Edgecutioner then grabs STL and chokeslams him right onto the pile of thumbtacks!

OH MY GOD! TACKS!!!!!

Edgecutioner has been on a path of destruction the past few weeks. Tonight STL felt his wrath.

Edgecutioner stands over the motionless body of STL as "Darker Side" plays. Edgecutioner kicks him over on his stomach to show thousands of thumbtacks lodged in the flesh of STL.

Edgecutioner has just sent a message. Stay out of his way.

That's good advice, actually. I'll always be looking over my shoulder from now on. To make sure Edgecutioner isn't there.

Delia Kinney=cyan
Nick Nitro=orange

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen and we hear there's something going on in Delia Kinney's office.

The camera goes backstage to Delia Kinney's office where she is seen discussing something with Nick Nitro.

Good job out there. It's just a matter of time before I get to suspend Y2J indefinatley.

I can't wait. But I wanted to come and ask you something. I was wondering if I could have a match at "Death Wish".

Sure. You and Y2J won't have a match next week and you can beat him at the pay-per-view.

That's...not the kind of match I meant. How about this...

Nitro leans over and whispers something in her ear.

Yeah. That's a great idea. Good thinking, Nick. Come on lets go announce it to the audience.

The two leave and the camera comes back to the arena. The fans are mummuring amongst themselves.

Wow. This sounds big. A new match for "Death Wish".

All we know so far is that Delia Kinney and Nick Nitro both like the idea, and that Nitro will be competing in the match. I'm very excited to see what the match is.

After a moment or so of waiting "Bitch" by Meridith Brooks plays and the general manager and her "errand boy" emerge from behind the curtain. They walk up to the ring and Nitro pulls the ropes down to allow Delia to enter. Nitro then follows. Ed Richards hands Delia a mic.

My friend here has just given me an excelent idea for "Death Wish". He infored me that there were still six men on Warzone without a match at "Death Wish". Those six men are Nick Nitro, the Legend Killer, STL, Y2J, Jack Williams, and Aaron Kendrick. Those six men will compete in an over the top battle royal, with the winner facing the Universal Champion at "Glory Games".

That was a big announcement!

You're not kidding! A number one contenders battle royal at "Death Wish".

Nitro then whispers something else in Delia's ear.

Ladies and gentlemen, this man to my right is a genusi! He just came up with another excelent idea! Next week the six competitors will be involved in a six man tag match!

And now we'll get to see a preview of the match next week! She's right, Nick Nitro is a genius!

While I'm not too happy with his recent actions in the ring, I must say Nick Nitro has come up with two very good ideas for next week and "Death Wish".

"Bitch" plays again as Nick Nitro and the GM make their exit.

Legend Killer, Nick Nitro, and Aaron Kendrick all in one ring? This match is going to be great.

What about everyone else?

They're alright, but the other three are sooo much better. My pick is Aaron Kendrick, he's been on a roll lately.

That remains to be seen, but comming up, one of those competitors will have a match with the current #1 contender Steve Storm.

Storm wins. Easy as that. Jack Williams isn't even 100%.

I'll agree with the fact that "Iceman" isn't as healthy as normal, but he did win last week.

Yeah, by disqualification. That doesn't really count in my book.

A win's a win, Trent.

A catchy rock song plays and Jack Williams walks slowly from behind the curtain. His ribs are still heavily taped and he has bandages on his forehead.

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 215 lbs, Jack "the Iceman" Williams!

Along with bruised ribs Jack Williams had to have stitches on his forehead after the attack by Edgecutioner last week.

Ha, ha!

I don't find that funny.

I do. Ha, ha!

Williams slowly makes his way to the ring, wincing in pain. The fans appreciate his tenacity and rally behind him with cheers as he struggles to climb into the ring. "Slam" by Pendulum plays next and Steve Storm walks out to the entrance ramp as the crowd pelts him with boos. A small assortment of pyro goes off on the stage as Storm makes his entrance.

And his opponent. From San Francisco, California, weighing in at 255 lbs, Steve Storm!

Here comes the man who will be the future Universal Champion.

No doubt that Storm is a future champion, but I think it's going to be a tough road if he wants to beat Steve Ace at "Death Wish".

Storm climbs into the ring and does a little posing. The referee then calls for the bell. Ding-ding-ding! Storm extends his hand for a handshake. Williams hesitates at first, but hen shakes Storm's outstretched hand. Williams falls for the dastudly trick, recieving a kick directly into the injured ribs.

Typical tactics from Storm.

Yeah, but it was Jack Williams who was stupid enough to fall for it anyway.

Storm nails some hard right hand shots to the recently stitched forehead of Williams. After only a couple of punches Williams goes down. He gets back up time and time again, only to be knocked back to the mat within seconds. Storm climbs on top of him and delivers more hard punches. Storm stands up after about five punches. The camera does a closeup, revealing that the stitches have been forced off, and the wound reopened.

Oh my God. We're barely a minute into this match and Jack Williams is already bleeding.

It's time for a good, old-fashioned, bloodbath!

Storm pulls Williams to his feet and drills him with a DDT. Storm quickly returns to his feet and he sees Williams' blood all over his hands. This fuels his thirst for violence and he begins to load Williams up with kicks. He drops the elbow across the sternum. 1-2-Storm pulls Williams shoulder up, showing he is not done inflicting pain on Williams. He scoops Williams up on his shoulders and slams him back down with a thud. Kneedrop from Storm. He stands up and we see his kneepad covered in his opponent's blood. Storm goes over to the corner and starts removing the top turnbuckle pad. The referee comes over and warns him to stop. This causes enough distraction for Williams to come behind Storm and roll him up. However, the referee doesn't see the cover as he is busy reajusting the turnbuckle pad. Storm kicks out of the un-counted-for pin and nails a low blow while the referee is still attending to the turnbuckle pad. Storm drives Williams head-first into the canvas with a piledriver. He pins him, but again is just teasing as he immediatley pulls Williams shoulder up.

Why can't he just end this? What's he got against Jack Williams?

Storm lifts Williams on one shoulder, looking for a powerslam. Somehow, Williams is able to reverse it into a hurricanrana. Storm gets to his feet first and grabs Williams, but he gets cracked with a jawbreaker. Dropkick by Williams. He charges and hits a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is now in a frenzy. Storm uses the ropes to return to his feet and tries to rest in the corner, but Williams follows him and starts lighting up his chest with chops. Williams then flips Storm over his head with a Monkey Flip. Williams drops the leg. Storm is down. Williams uses this time to rest, then starts using the ropes to help him return to a vertical base. However, this time costs him and Storm charges and hits a running boot to the back of the head of Williams. He falls over the top rope, but hangs on, unbeknownist to Storm. Williams then flips back into the ring, wraps his legs around Storm, and sends him out to the floor via a headscissors. Williams stays on the apron and waits for Storm to return to his feet. When he does, Williams attempts to dive on top of him with an Asai Moonsault. However, Storm is able to move away at the last second and Williams hits the announce table, knees-first.

Oooh! Three words: chrased and burned.

That he did. It looked like Williams was actually going pick up the win there for a moment.

Storm rolls Williams back into the ring. Storm then slides back into the ring himself only to exit right away, so to break up the referee's ten count. Storm pulls Williams near the turnbuckle pole before ramming his knee into it. He does this a few more times before going back into the ring. Inside he works over the leg by stomping on it, kicking it, ramming his elbow into it, locking it in leglocks, ect. After a few minutes of slowly picking apart the knee of Williams he lifts him up into the air for a delayed vertical suplex. He then drives him down to the canvas with the Jackhammer. He doesn't cover him. Instead he locks him in a Figure Four Leg Lock. Immediatley, Williams taps out.

Here is your winner, by submission: Steve Storm!

Storm releases the hold and stands over his fallen body as "Slam" plays again. Williams face is a bloody mess and he is favoring his right knee.

Thank God. Jack Williams shouldn't worry about his match at the pay-per-view and get some time off.

Are you kidding me? You've never been in that ring so you have no idea how important that match is to a competitor. Jack Williams would have to be crazy to drop that match.

I guess you do make a point there, Trent.

Oh, it's too late to agree with me now. For the future, just agree with me from the beginning, I'm always right.

Mrs. Hewson=brown

It that so? Well, anyway we're going to continue with the show, even with my obnoxious partner.

I'm not obnoxious. You're just jealous of my talent.

Oh yeah, I'd just LOVE to be you. Ugh, well comming up next we'll see Rated PG take on the Legend Killer.

And we know from earlier in the night that WWEfan is heading over to Rated PG's hometown. I'm assuming we'll find out what he's doing there sometime soon.

I know I don't like the way Rated PG's been acting in recent weeks, but I've got to say I'm worried. WWEfan can't be planning anything good.

Oh, how do you know? He could be just saying hello to some of PG's hometown fans.

"What I Want" by Daughtry plays and Rated PG comes from the backstage area. He looks as if he is struggling to get his head in the game, obviously still has WWEfan's comments on his mind.

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Biloxi, Mississippi, weighing in at 208 lbs, Rated PG!

I think Rated PG is having a hard time trying not to think about WWEfan in his hometown. It's obviously affecting him.

And sadly, I think it's going to lead him to a loss here tonight.

PG climbs into the ring with a somewhat solemn look. A few fans in the audience feel empathy for him and give him a few cheers, however, there are still mostly boos filling the arena. "It's a Fight" by Three Six Mafia plays as Legend Killer emerges from behind the curtain. He poses on the stage as gold pyro rains down behind him.

And his opponent, weighing in at 150 lbs, the Legend Killer!

Remember, this man was announced as a participant in the #1 Contender for the Universal Title at "Death Wish".

Yes, and he's my pick to win it.

I thought you picked Aaron Kendrick.

Well, I changed my mind. Can't a fella change his mind?

LK slides into the ring and is booed by the crowd. He poses in the ring as they continue to boo. The referee calls for the bell. Ding-ding-ding! LK immediatley gets a boot to the mid-section. He gets in a few shots, baking PG into the corner. He continues to punch, but the referee starts his count. 1-2-3-4...LK backs off for a moment before quickly comming back with a running knee lift to the gut of PG. PG stumbles out of the corner and LK executes a hurricanrana and hooks both legs. 1-kickout! PG quickly gets to his feet and scores with a dropkick. PG charges off the ropes and hits LK with a spinning heel kick. PG drops the leg. 1-2-kickout! PG pulls LK up and lifts him up in the air for a vertical suplex, but LK slides behind him and hits two non-release German Suplexes. On the third try, PG headbutts him. PG then charges off the ropes, but runs right in to the boot of LK. He covers. 1-2-kickout! LK pulls him up and whips him into the corner. LK goes to the second rope and starts punching PG. LK goes for the tenth shot, but PG catches his fist. He then drops LK face-first on the top turnbuckle pad. PG runs at him, but LK side steps the attack, but PG jumps up and lands on the second rope. He jumps off for a moonsault, but LK side steps that move as well and goes for a clothesline, but PG ducks and fires back with a Pele' Kick.

Wow. Now, that was back and forth action!

No doubt about it, Trent. But PG got the best of that exchange.

PG covers. 1-2-kickout! He then locks LK in a sleeper hold. After a few minutes in the hold LK starts fading. Just as it looks like he is about to pass out, LK starts jamming elbows into the stomach of PG. This causes PG to release the hold and gives LK a chance to get to his feet. LK goes for a running clothesline, but PG ducks and forces LK back down to the canvas via a Full Nelson Slam. PG scales the turnbuckles and goes to the top. Before he can jump off, however, LK pulls PG down and he straddles the top rope. LK then climbs up to the top rope and hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex from the top rope. LK covers. 1-2-kickout! LK seems a little shocked, but then goes back on the offense by going for the Twist of Fate. However, it is reversed into a roll up. 1-2-kickout! PG is too hurt from the Belly-to-Belly he recieved earlier and can't get up in time to capatalize and is punted right in the gut. LK hoists him up and drills him down with a Brainbuster. LK then goes to the top rope himself and does a front flip off the top, but PG rolls out of the way at the last second, sending LK crashing to the mat instead. PG is able to crawl over and lay his arm across LK's chest. 1-2-kickout!

I was sure Legend Killer was going to finish him off with the Swanton Bomb. Guess those plans have changed.

PG takes a quick rest, then uses the ropes to help himself to his feet. By this time LK is back up. He charges at him, but PG pulls the top rope down, sending LK spilling to the outside. PG then does a springboard hurricanrana to the outside! After another quick rest, PG rolls LK back into the ring. PG jumps up to the apron, but before he can get in the ring LK cuts him off. Then he goes for a suplex to the inside of the ring, but PG reverses it into a roll up. 1-2-3!

Here is your winner: Rated PG!

PG celebrates for only a second or two before LK gets right up and attacks him! He hits PG with the Twist of Fate. Then LK pulls a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket and handcuffs PG to the bottom rope.

What the hell is going on here?!

Well, whatever it is, it doesn't look good.

LK stomps on PG a few times before WWEfan appears on the Titan Tron. He is standing outside of his car in front of a nice suburban home.

Good work, Legend. Now, for those of you wondering where I'm at, I'm sure PG could tell you, but he's a little "tied up" at the moment. I'm standing outside of the lovely Hewson home.

Hewson? Wait, remember when PG's mother and sister showed up here on Warzone? Their last name was Hewson. Oh no don't tell me...

So, he must be standing outside of Rated PG's house!

Yep, you guessed it. This is Rated PG's humble aboad. And his wife is home at the moment.

A sinister grin breaks out across Fan's face. He then heads toward the house. He approaches the door before knocking. An attractive woman answers the door.

Who are...Wait you're...don't come in here!

Realizing who he is she tries to shut the door, but Fan puts his hands up and keeps the door open. He is too strong for her and pushes her back. He walks inside the door and starts to back her up.

Please, don't do this.

Oh, but I have to. I want to show your "hubby" that I mean business at "Death Wish".

Get out!

She slaps him right across the face. Fan simply smiles and grabs her by the arms.

Let me go!

Fan backs her up to the back door. Through the sliding glass door we can see a pool in the backyard.

Wow, that's a nice pool. Would you like to go for a swim?

Please...

Fan cups a hand over her mouth before pulling another set of handcuffs from his pocket. He handcuffs her hands behind her back. Then he opens the door and pushes her out into the backyard. Fan turns to face the camera.

PG, I hope you're taking a good long look at this, because this is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you at "Death Wish". Now it's time to use your imagination.

Fan takes the camera from the camera man lies it on the kitchen table, now facing away from Fan and all that he is doing. All we can see is the living room. We hears some screams then a loud splash, followed by some sinister laughter. The camera then fades to black and comes back to the ring where PG is handcuffed to the bottom rope stretching his arm out, trying to reach his wife, even though he knows she is thousands of miles away. He eventually gives up and drops his arm. PG shouts out cries of "NO!", but LK silences him with a chairshot.